"it's like Jefferson was saying, if we don't get get some cool rules of our own...pronto. Then we'll be bogus too!"

"there was one!!"

• BASEMENT RULES:
  first goal......drink
  tie score.......drink
  lead change.....drink
  double score....drink
  half score......drink
  triple score....drink *
  2 minute rule...drink
  time out........drink *
  gay song........drink *
  illegal circle..drink
  ball off table..drink *
  thirsty?........drink
  position switch.house drink
  dbbs............drink*
  superman........drink*
  garlic burp.....drink*
  george shows....drink
  skunk celebration......consume mass quantities!!!
  
  * optional
  

ABSOLUTELY NO WRASSLIN'!!!

this means you, Drew!